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                   You was too good to live on earth with me,
                   And I not good enough to die with thee;
                   Farewell, dear husband, God would have it so;
                   You’ll near return, but I to you must go.

               262. On the eminent barrister, Sir John Strange:—

                                  Here lies an honest lawyer,—
                                        that is Strange.

               263. From Prittlewell Churchyard, near Southend. On Thomas
               Halliday, aged 23:—

                   How lov’d, how valued once, avails thee not,
                   To whom related, or by whom begot;
                   A heap of dust alone remains of me,
                   ‘Tis all thou art, and all the proud shall be.

               264. From Blackmoor:—

                   26 years I lived single,
                       5 a married life,
                   Long time I was afflicted,
                       And then I lost my life.

               A similarly-worded epitaph is to be seen in Newport Cemetery, in which
               the writer has had many a quiet and pleasant half-hour; it is as follows:—

               265. On Sarah, wife of Rowland Thomas:—

                   34 years i was a maid,
                       9 months 6 days a wedded wife,
                   two hours i was a mother,
                       and then i lost my life.

               266.  From Bidstone Churchyard.
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